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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:08
Loons and Moons
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Which spiritual Baba is the richest in India?
No go.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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